"I am the Final at Melbourne. I am the last ball at Sharjah. I invented the reverse swing. I mastered the multiple hat-trick. When they wouldn't let me play at home, I drifted wherever I could. I am the Sultan of Swing. I am the Cornered Tiger. I am the fastest ball, the quickest hundred, the biggest six, the shattered stumps. I am the aggression. I am the passion. I am the unpredictable. I am PAKISTAN."
Sometimes I take a carton of eggs out of the fridge, and look at it and think that maybe one day I'll crack an egg and a little baby chicken will fall out, and then I'll wash him off and raise him indoors...and then...maybe, just maybe I'll have a friend.