Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Monday, October 11, 2010
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Friday, September 3, 2010
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Friday, August 13, 2010
Monday, August 9, 2010
Sara: "...in this day and age [marriage] sort of has complicated... uhh... a complicated set of circumstances because it's not available for everyone and I think that's sort of unfair."
Audience: "So was that a yes or no?"
Sara: "No... I won't marry you."
Tegan: "She's an ice queen, you don't want her anyway."
Sara: "It's nothing against you personally."
Tegan: "She doesn't want to move to england."
Sara: "I just don't want to get into that whole, you know... I have to get you papers and then you're always at my house and I'm like, 'why are you here again?' and then... you know, that kind of shit."
*Audience member asks Tegan to marry her*
Tegan: "Thanks for asking. that's very nice."
Sara: "Apparently Tegan is really into this person so perhaps they want to get married."
Audience: "Tegan will you marry me?"
Sara: "God, you're like fucking captain kangaroo over there..."
Tegan: "No, I just think it's good for our balance... you know, you're dark, I'm light... you're bad, I'm good... you say no, I say yes... you're mean, I'm nice..."
Sara: "I have standards, you're a slut..."
*Johnny comes to high five Sara*
Tegan: "Well I'm still nice!"
Sara: "And a slut..."
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Monday, July 5, 2010
Friday, July 2, 2010
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
Oh please please please let it be so. It may make the day a little bearable :/
Summer is going so meh. Summer of 2010 was supposed to be a summer to remember, and right now it's NOWHERE near that. Sigh.
I love football. I hope Germany wins the whole thing.
Yayy. Two new followers: hi Saaleha and SaJ. :]
Sigh. Something's gotten into me. I get pissed off at every little thing. Sadness.
If anyone's willing to fund me to go to Boston they may email me at:
How're you all doing? How's Summer? Dying of the heat? Tsk.
And i'm outta here.
Friday, June 25, 2010
I'm going to go catch up on sleep now.
So I'll leave you with this AWESOME song.
Spark by Amy McDonald
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Saturday, June 19, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
Saturday, June 12, 2010
and i realise i have like nothing to do.
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
So here it is:
Monday, June 7, 2010
To study or not to study. That's not the question. The answer is Simple, study or get fucked.
There's around 9 hours left in the paper. Fuck this shit. Now's a good time to start freaking out. Sigh.
I'm listening to this gay weird song by Miley Cyrus. Somebody seriously kill me. Add Maths does that to me. Yeah. -_-
I blame myself. Why did i ever take up add maths? Why?
*hums along to weird song*
Oh yeah. Reading Pixie's latest blog made me think about him again. Not that i still like him, but he was one of my best friends :/
I went to the British Council today. They gave me a bag full of stuff, which included a mug and lots of awesome ball point pens. They should have given me the paper as well -_-
Better yet. I should have stolen it. Tsk.
:( i'm scared. I seriously don't know anything. Screwed i am. :/
Oh God. Save me. I've always been a good girl. Well most of the time. :/ actually very less. But still. I mean you're All Powerful and i gave it my best. Just help me. Please.
I go now.
Sunday, June 6, 2010
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Friday, June 4, 2010
Monday, May 31, 2010
You know what kind of people annoy me the most?
First are those who go all, "paper went just okay" and they'll end up with a fucking A while you get a significantly lower grade.
Others are those who go all "yaar eik mark ki galti hogayi" or "add maths mein sirf 90% banrahi hai" and i'm all like, what the fuck woman. I feel like beating the shit out of those people.
Oh, Maryum. I got 2 new points for your rules of examinations. People should not be allowed to discuss the freaking paper in front of you. And ohhhh yeah. Parents should not ask if you're gonna get an A or not. -_-
I HATE being sick.
During the last 15 minutes of the maths exam, i was all like oh fuck this shit. I hate maths. And then people HAVE to discuss the paper in front of me, and i've already gotten shit wrong. This sucks.
People at tuition are annoying. Half of the people already know everything. Why do they even come to tuitions then? I will kill them all one day.
I love my brother. He's awesome.
I hate everyone. Call me a cynic from now on.
I think i have a bipolar disorder. Weird i am.
I wants to go to UK and PARTY and NOT study.
Sunday, May 30, 2010
I love chocolates. In any form. Cookies, cakes, icecream, milk or just that huge bar of cadbury. <3
I finished more than half of my box of cadburys today. I eat a lot of chocolates when i'm nervous. And then my mum took it away while muttering something about diabetes. :/
I WANT CHOCOLAAATTEEE!
I had mcdonalds today. I LOVE MACCY D'S. Best fast food ever. In Pakistan that is. Burger King owns tho.
Saturday, May 29, 2010
I hate lady gaga. Why do people even like her songs? :|
Sunday tomorrow, that means i get to sleep in late right? Well NO. Because my maths tutour has called my early morning for revision. WHY ME? :(
I just want to fast forward two years and get into Dartmouth University and party in the USA. :P
Right, take care homies.
Friday, May 28, 2010
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
green eyes, naturally spiky black hair, gorgeous smile, sarcastic. <3
Too bad i don't even know his name. -_-
Why are you soooo cute?
Well were, actually. Idk if i'm seeing him again. -_-
Sigh. I'm such a teenager. :O
Dum dum de dum.
8 to go. I'm getting there! :D
A shout out to my two new followers: Salman and Crazy Girl. Hellooo :D
Well, ummm that's it i guess then. Yes i'm boring. Sue me.
And i'm out.
Monday, May 24, 2010
we waste our moments and
we don't take the time
to say the things that are
in our hearts
when we had the chance.
We watch days zoom by
seconds on a clock,
hours separating the
tick from the tock.
And before we know it, it's been
and we're wondering
where our time went,
where our lives went.
And in the end, our only words,
a last attempt at some menial redemption,
are "I'm sorry. I am so fucking sorry."
Friday, May 21, 2010
The Qur’an mentions many other aspects of patience. For example: If you endure patiently, this is indeed better for those who are patient (16:126) Also it advises patience as a preferable way in dealing with unbelievers while communicating God’s Message to them. We will certainly bestow on those who are patient their reward according to the best of what they used to do (16:96) consoles the patient with the best of rewards to be given in the Hereafter. If you have patience and guard yourselves against evil and disobedience, God will send to your aid five thousand angels having distinguishing marks, if they [your enemies] suddenly attack you (3:124) promises the believers Divine aid in return for patience.
As well, the Quran states that "And to be firm and patient, in pain and adversity And throughout all periods of panic. Such are the people of truth, the God-fearing." (2:177)
I am not in any way for the drawing, but shutting out a problem is NOT going to make it go away. Facebook, Youtube etc have a million users everyday. They are not getting any disadvantage with out country shutting these down. Use a proxy server and you can easily access these websites. WHAT'S THE POINT? These people wanted to get to us, and they did.
Thursday, May 20, 2010
YOUTUBE? whattay joke of a country.
HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO MUSIC?
Bhaii KIYAAAAA? My CIE centre sucks. I SHALL SUE THEM. SUE THEM FOR EVERYTHING THEY'VE GOT. Fine, so i've got KGS as my centre, but we're not even seated in the auditorium where all the kgs hotties are. Instead, i'm seated in this stuffy classroom whos fans move at a lower speed than an old person, surrounded my my school people -__-. Not that i don't like them, but c'monnn, i wanna drool at hotties. Especially a certain someone. *wink wink*
"There's so much time/To figure out the rest of my life/And you've already got me coming undone/And i'm thinking, I can't live without you/Cause baby two is better than one" - Two Is Better Than One by Boys Like Girls. I LOVE <3
P.S. - 10 to go. :/ :(
Friday, May 14, 2010
Well, you don't need to be tall to play in the NBA, but it HELPS!
It's just been a major shit week. And Pakistan threw away the game tonight. Seriously, why?
Meh. Exams turn me into a major bitch. English went pretty damn amazing. 14 to go. Wooo. *rolls eyes*
Oh Yeah, I need new music, so your suggestions are welcome. I like Rock, pop and country. Anything actually, as long as it's good. Except rap. Rap crap.
What use is kinematics to me in my normal life? Seriously? WHY AM I BEING TORTURED?
Agh. Karachi ki garmi will kill me. :/
Fuck this shit man. Add maths beckons. Sigh.
And i'm outta here..
Sunday, May 9, 2010
And So It Ends, Leaving Behind Memories, And Scars. And The Promise Of Next Season Lingers In The Air.
Well, Congrats Chelsea, obvs :/
i hate chelsea. Loathe them. Despise them. Abhor them. And their fans are some of the cockiest i've met :/
I can't believe i'm saying this, but i wanted united to take home the title.
But you can't change what's happened. Chelsea played consistently, and the ceremony at the end was great.
John Terry = sexy.
Kudos to united. Rooney was definitely my player of the season.
Well played Arsenal. We finally climbed a spot. 3rd place not that bad, i suppose considering our injuries and shiz. :/
Haha @ spurs thinking they could finish 3rd. Lost their last match. I hate spurs. I wanted city to finish fourth. Blah. But Redknapp deserves a standing ovation, as the team went from relegation zone to 3rd place in a matter of, what? 18 months or so, i believe.
Poor city. Missed champions league spot. But haha adebayor! Don't chu wished you'd stayed at Emirates?
I feel sorryish for Liverpool. They were the only team i could stand, out of the top 4 (excluding arsenal)
C'mon Torres. Transfer to Arsenal! ;)
And yay! Newcastle is coming back up. <3
Well, that's it, i suppose. It really was a great season.
I can't wait for August. C'mon gunners. We're in it to win it next season!
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Which is good in a way, since yeah i know i procrastinate a lot and stuff, but it's only like one month of exams, and if they go well I can get into awesome Alevel schools *cough* kgs *cough*
So this is my last post till 11th june, when SUMMER '10 really begins, which i'm looking forward to. :D
Oh hey, new follower: Hello Lonely Perverted Soul. :D [Arsenal will win next season, hopefully :P]
So yeah, stay cool homies.
And check out the songs: Better Days by Goo Goo Dolls.
Breakeven by The Script.
Need You Now by Lady Antebellum.
Take Care, Peeps. ^_^
Monday, May 3, 2010
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Seriously, when will this end?
Low intensity or high intensity, INNOCENT civilians die.
It goes on and on, and these add up to thousands of people who pass away in these blasts.
God save Pakistan :/
Friday, April 30, 2010
Yum. Yum. Yum.
C'mon baby, light my fireeee <3
SO SEXY. SIGH.
I want one of them. C'mon. Pliss :( My birthday is near. Koi gift kardo mujhayy :(